I'm blogging and gaming (dota) at the same time. Am i good or gooder?

Came home from my final theory. (dont ask) Checked my friendster message and i see this.

hi jiawei,
im a student from raffles design, singapore, n we are actually having this project with the fashion industry (Queen's Couture) which they will be having their fashion show launch on 21th june at St. James Power House.
We are currently looking out for talents to model the runway, and i think u have the look we r looking for.=)we'll pay $100 as our appreciation.
Do hit me back if u r interested. Hope to hear from u soon.
Kindly include your contact no., height n waist measurement.
*do bring your friends to the party on 21th june, tickets sold only at $15, include a drink n goodie bag.
(age 18 applies)

So i replied and she asked for my height. A humble 172. And she replied,

hmm..but u seems taller than tat!?
we're looking at a min.178cm..

Like seriously. SO TALL FOR WHAT! Can wear clothes can already what! I'm just a tad shorter. Shucks there goes one hundred dollars! I'm so gonna do my knees! Install steel plates in them to make me taller. (is that possible?)

Jiawei's a happy boy today! (:

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